Shitbag Poopbags – Pre-Order Now! 💩🐶
In the latest shocking turn of events of 2025, it only feels right to bring back these legendary DT Poopbags—because if we have to deal with this mess again, we might as well clean up after our dogs in the most satisfying way possible.
But to make it happen, we need YOU! This is a pre-order campaign—we need 100 dog parents step up to claim their Shitbag Poopbags, we’ll fund the restock and get them back in your hands (and on your leashes).
What’s New?
💩 More Bags! Now 12 rolls (instead of 10) with 15 bags per roll = 180 bags since we're done a 180
💩 Exclusive Pre-Order Perks: Get a sticker sheet + a surprise gift for your pup
💩 VIP Access: Receive email updates directly from our CEO on production and shipping
The Bags:
✔ Leak-Proof & Extra Strong – Because no one wants a political mess on their hands
✔ Fits Most Dispensers – Rolls are sized for easy grab-and-go cleanups
✔ Environmentally Friendly – Because the planet shouldn’t have to suffer, too
✔ Iconic Design: Each bag features a caricature of Donald Trump with the (uncensored) word “Sh*tbag” repeated behind him
Available in Presidential Poo Blue / Cheat-o Orange or Polling Pink / Cheat-o Orange.
Bag Dimensions: 9 x 13 inches | 16 Microns thick | 15 bags per roll
2025 is already 2025-ing—let’s make the best of it. Pre-order now and help fund the return of Shitbag Poopbags! 🚀💩
