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    Puposcope

    The Pisces Pup

    The Pisces Pup

    These are very sensitive pets. They will sense when their owner is in a bad mood and they will show them affection and try to cheer them up. Extremely attached to their owner, these pets will not do well when being adopted or re-homed. These animals can live in their own little dream world, you will sometimes find them staring into nothing thinking deeply. They also get very vivid dreams, and you will find them barking or meowing in their sleep while they dream.

    The Pisces Pup Monthly Puposcope

    May

    You will LOVE attention this month and will be quite the people pleaser! You will be rolling on your back with your belly out begging for tummy rubs and attention, and you will feel very happy when you can sense that you make your owner ad family happy and will want to keep making them happy with your cuteness! It is possible that you might feel a little paranoid and skittish, jumping at every sound you hear and movement you see, thinking its danger!

    Good Days: 1,9,30 

    Ruff Days: 11, 26, 29

    April

    This month it may seem like you have many different personalities with all the thoughts going through your head! You might not be able to focus at all. When you owner calls you, you might not hear them because you are daydreaming too much, or you might not be the good watchdog that you usually are and not hear some important sounds that your owners need to be aware of!

    Good Days: 2,5,12 

    Ruff Days: 16,22,30

    March

    Happy birthday Pisces! This month is all about dreams and being in your own little world. You will have remarkably vivid dreams and will be making all kinds of noises in your sleep while you dream. Feeling quite confused, you might end up falling asleep in strange places, or end up walking into things!  Your owner will be quite confused about your moods this month, being happy and playful the one moment, and confused and lazy the next. 

    Good Days12,14,30,31

    Ruff Days: 1,5,28

    February

    You will be on your own little mission this month. Try not to wander off too much, or to be too quiet or you will let your family worry! You will be feeling very independent and fearless and wanting to explore all on your own. Being a strong pup, you are able to face the world independently and you know you can be a good dog all of your own.

    Good days: 6 ,10, 16, 19

    Ruff days: 14, 26, 27

    January

    You’re such a good pup, and you might need to help a human in the form of emotional support. You’re just the pup for the job! Give the humans your support, because this month is all about helping others. Your human friends will tell all of their friends what a good dog you are. Just don’t let it go to your head. Just don’t be tempted to steal the food off of their plate!

    Good days 18, 22, 25
    Ruff days: 11, 13, 21

     

    The Aquarius Pup

    The Aquarius Pup

    These pets will love other pets and people! They will be so interested in others that they will hardly give their owners any attention. They can also tend to behave in a strange manner. Their habits and behaviors are very different than other pets, and it will often confuse you. Extremely independent, they might not be too fond of too much attention. They love water so you might catch your Aquarius pet jumping into a pool and swimming!

    The Aquarius Pup Monthly Puposcope

    May

    Being a sign that is interested in technology, you will be fascinated by your families electronic gadgets this month so watch out for messing up your owners' electronics! You might be very interested in the smell, taste and how the metals and plastics feel when you chew it, but your owner will be VERY angry if you keep destroying their stuff! It might be good to show your owner you need a new chew toy, as when you have your own toy you will surely leave the families electronics alone.

    Good Days: 7, 18, 24 

    Ruff Days:  4,19,22

    April

    Your senses will be ultra sharp this month! Smelling odors in your house that you haven't smelt before, you will make it your duty to figure out what it is or where it comes from. Being tremendously curious, you might beg your owner to open the door and let you out into the world so that you can explore all the things you hear and smell from the inside. Be careful of slowing your owner down with your curiosity, your owner doesn't have all day to let you smell everything you see while you are on a walk with them!

    Good Days: 2,10,28

    Ruff Days: 9,26,30

    March

    Strange experiences and friendships are headed for you this month. You might find yourself becoming best friends with the turtle or bird in the backyard. Feeling ultra friendly, you don't even know what it means to fight or disagree! Just wanting to socialize and have as many friends as possible, you are a pleasure to have around when your family’s guests come over! Try not to be too restless this month investigating every sound or smell, or you become a tired pup. You might even come across a long lost treasure of your owners while investigating around! 

    Good Days: 12,14,30

    Ruff Days: 1,5,28

    February

    Happy Birthday Aquarius! This month you will love being surrounded by people and animals. You will be caring for your fellow paw and and you will realize now how much you love them! You know that without them you wouldn't be the good dog that you are. They will need your love and support this year, so it is time to gather that strength and be there for them!

    Good days: 3, 9, 17

    Ruff days: 7, 18, 28

    January

    You never know what you can get if you just ask. Of course, the humans call it “begging”, but sometimes you find a human that is kind enough to give you part of their sandwich. If you want something from someone this month, ask for it! This is a very lucky month for you, especially around the full moon on January 20th. Bites of sandwiches and other delicious human food is on the horizon.

    Good days: 4, 22, 29
    Ruff days: 5, 18, 21

     

    The Capricorn Pup

    The Capricorn Pup

    The Capricorn Pup:

    Capricorn pets have a calm, wise and mature disposition. They are disciplined and easy to train, as they form a sense of discipline from a young age. These pets aren’t very emotional; therefore having them around is a breeze as they do not become aggressive or They will also not eat your furniture or do something you disapprove of!

    The Capricorn Pup Monthly Puposcope

    May

    This will be a confusing and moody month for you. The one day you might feel happy and chipper, the next day you might be reminiscing and missing the past walks and frisbee catches in the park. It will be difficult for your owner to pinpoint your mood this month, as it will be ever changing, however, it will soon past and next month you will be back to your normal self again!

    Good Days: 10, 16, 29

    Ruff Days: 3, 9, 17

    April

    You might be a little slow this month. Taking quite long to react, you might walk or run very slowly, or eat your breakfast, lunch, and dinner extremely leisurely, as you do not occupy a lot of invigorating energies this month. Be careful of getting in trouble by not listening to your owner when they call you, or you will end up in the dog box! 

    Good Days: 6,12,25

    Ruff Days: 7,9,28

    March

    You might not be your usual well behaved self this month. Digging holes in your lovely flower beds, making pees and poops in the house, you are causing chaos everywhere! Be sure that your owner has some Donald Trump Shitbags to clean up after you, or things can get messy. You will be feeling quite guilty for making your owner upset and will attempt to win them back by giving them puppy eyes and cute faces. You are usually a good dog after a scolding, and you won't do it again (for a little while).

    Good Days: 1,8,11,29

    Ruff Days: 21,22,30

    February

    Your helpful and disciplined streak will be shining through this month. Wanting to help all around the house, you will be catching pests, licking up drink and food spills, cleaning up your dinner plates and letting everyone one know very loudly when there is a guest outside! Being a good dog makes you very happy dog.

    : 3, 12, 27

    Ruff days: 10, 20, 22

    January

    Happy birthday, Capricorn Pup! Another turn around the big bright thing in the sky, and this this month brings even more luck and delicious treats! You’ll learn a new trick as well, which won’t be the easiest to master. Don’t get discouraged, because you can do things now that you couldn’t do before. This month, you can put your stubborn streak to good use.

    Good days: 4, 22, 29
    Ruff days: 5, 11, 21

     

    The Sagittarius Pup

    The Sagittarius Pup

    Like the other fire sign pets, these pets also crave to be the center of attention, however, Sagittarius pets will goof around to try and make you laugh, to get your attention. These pets are extremely friendly and they will rarely become aggressive. They’re fiercely loyal, and can be very attached to their owner, so much as to not even allow the owner to leave the house or be in a different room! These pets have a pack mentality, and enjoy traveling with their families, and will rarely run off or venture too far.

    The Sagittarius Pup Monthly Puposcope

    May

    Easy going is what you will be all about this month. You will be feeling super chilled and relaxed and not a single thing in the world will be able to bother or unsettle you! You might come across as lazy, but you are actually just in the mood to do nothing. When you aren't being bossed around or expected to go on walks you will be the happiest!

    Good Days: 2, 15, 25

    Ruff Days: 5, 8, 3

    April

    There will be so much excitement running through you this month that you will barely be able to contain yourself! You will find yourself getting scolded for being too overly excited, and it might confuse you as you might think you haven't done anything wrong. You might also be more prone to boo-boos and mishaps, so do be careful! This is will be a good month to work on your fitness, you will be able to build muscle in your body easily so try to get your owner to take you for runs so you can exercise more frequently.  

    Good Days: 4,16,22

    Ruff Days: 8,11,29 

    March

    Boredom might overtake you this month, and will be getting up to all kinds of no good activities to keep yourself busy. You will jump from one thing to another, chasing flies one moment, digging holes the next, you will be all over the place! You might feel a little conflicted this month, not being able to choose between loving kisses and cuddles from your or chasing those birds in the backyard. 

    Good Days: 8,11,26

    Ruff Days: 7,13,15,21

    February

    You will be feeling the spirit of adventure this month. You will be constantly begging your family to take you on walks, and you will do a lot of wandering around the backyard finding things, even digging up long lost treasures! This month is all about discovering the world around you, so go ahead and explore!

    : 2, 9, 27

    Ruff days: 22, 23

    January

    As much you might not want to admit it, this would be the perfect month to low and rest. Just get as many belly rubs as you can right now, especially around the full moon on the 20th, which could bring about way too much excitement. You love to go on adventures with your human, even if it’s just to the grocery store.

    Good days: 18, 22, 25
    Ruff days: 5, 11, 13

     

    The Scorpio Pup:

    The Scorpio Pup:

    Scorpio pets are very secretive! Scorpio dogs might have a pile of bones secretly hidden somewhere in the backyard, know where you hide all your snacks or they will get up to all kinds of sneaky activities without you knowing. These pets are extremely independent, and they have no problems with being alone without their owners or families for a while. I once had a friend who had a Scorpio dog who would go missing for a week at a time. She would return home and find him waiting for her all too excited at the front door. Once he was would shower her with love as if he never even left! To this day she still never knew where her Scorpio dog would go. This story explained how the Scorpio animal has such a need for independence that he would enter the world alone without the need of guidance and protection of an owner.

    The Scorpio Pup Monthly Puposcope

    May

    You might be prone to an allergic reaction this month from the environment or flea saliva and might be sneezing or could get a rash so get your owner to keep you clean, pest free and safe! Feeling a bit more skittish than usual, you might be frightened easily by strange noises coming from electronics like the vacuum cleaner or when your owner uses the food blender. Be sure to take it easy as your system needs a lot of rest now!

    Good Days: 11,14, 20 

    Ruff Days: 9,13, 19

    April

    You will be quite incomprehensible to your owner this month with your strange behaviors and odd moods. The one moment you will be licking your owners face and showering them with love, the next moment you couldn't even be bothered to look at them. You will have a lot of control over your emotions this month. Your owner might get frustrated when they are scolding you and you just stare at them without emotion, so maybe give them a reaction so that they don't feel completely powerless!

    Good Days: 3,19,29

    Ruff Days: 11,12,24

    March

    Wanting to stay safe and sound in your comfort zone, you will not want to leave the house much this month. Your coat will be extra smooth and silky due to your good health from all the healthy food and exercise you have been getting. There might be a day this month when your owner forces you to go on a walk and you don't want to! Be careful to not make your owner too upset or you will not get many kisses, cuddles and treats for a few days.

    Good Days: 1,6,23

    Ruff Days: 17,18,30

    February

    There will be some disorder and interruptions at home, but you must try to stay calm and relaxed! Remaining calm will be good now. Do not add to the chaos by eating furniture and making too much noise, your family needs all the peace than can have now. They have been working hard to make sure you can eat all those tasty meals and snacks! The disorder will pass and your family will be grateful that you were such a good and understanding pup.

    days: 4, 19, 25

    Ruff days: 3, 16, 28

    January

    You’re good at being fearless, but this month you could find yourself getting into trouble with your antics. Now would be a good time to let go of bad habits, like digging holes under the fence. You don’t have to keep proving how smart you are to your humans -- they already know. You should butter up your human by bringing them their slippers in the morning! Some more belly rubs are on the horizon.

    Good days: 4, 22, 29
    Ruff days: 5, 8, 21