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    APRIL PUPOSCOPE - In Pups We Trust

    APRIL PUPOSCOPE

    ARIES: Mar 21 - Apr 19

    Happy birthday Aries! The new moon and sun in Aries this month will be making you feel fresh and revived. No more upsets about the things from the past that bothered you! You will be looking your best this month, with an ultra shiny coat as the Sun will be shining its light onto you. All your focus will be on you and how amazing you are! Not too troubled with building your relationships with your family this month, you will be more focused on showing them who is the coolest pup around with your loud confident barks and bright sparkling big round eyes!

    Good Days: 2,5,25
    Ruff Days: 11,27,30

    TAURUS: Apr 20 - May 20

    This is the last month to take it easy while you still can! This will be the last peaceful lazy month for you for a while. You must take advantage now of the luxury lifestyle while you still can, as next month there will be a lot going on for you. There will be a lot of thoughts running through your mind, like secretly plotting the best spot to bury your new bone or toy, or how you will get your owner to give you more belly rubs. You may however lack the actual energy to do it!

    Good Days: 6, 16, 20
    Ruff Days: 2,9,22


    GEMINI: May 21 - Jun 20

    Immediate action is what you will be all about this month. No pausing to listen to what the sound is that you heard, as soon as you hear anything you will immediately start barking and going crazy! Watch out for just digging straight into anything that smells edible, it might be yucky! You will not have much patience this month, so be careful of being overly whiny when you want things your way!

    Good Days: 9, 10, 18
    Ruff Days: 11, 27, 30

    CANCER: Jun 21 - Jul 22

    You will be going through many different moods this month and it will show. You will be whining and yowling to express all the emotions you are feeling and it might drive your family crazy! Wanting plenty of adoration and love, you will beg your owners for love and attention with your puppy eyes. You will be feeling like a young little pup this month, just wanting all the care you can get!

    Good Days: 5,11,19
    Ruff Days: 2,12,18


    LEO: Jul 23 - Aug 22

    Socializing with your family and the fellow neighborhood pups and animals will be on your agenda this month. You might make a new best friend at the park and beg your owner to take your friend home with you! Feeling extremely friendly, you are in the mood to make new lifelong loyal buddies. You will be fearless this month, and you might even help catch a bad guy with your bravery!

    Good Days: 8,13,23
    Ruff Days: 9,12,28


    VIRGO: Aug 23 - Sep 22

    You will be wanting a sense of direction this month, so you will be hanging around your owner waiting for instructions and orders You are a happy dog when you have a duty to fulfill! Feeling extra squeamish this month, you will bite and scratch like crazy when you feel itches as you don't want a single flea or bug in your beautiful shiny coat!

    Good Days: 1,19,24
    Ruff Days: 11,27,30


    LIBRA: Sep 23 - Oct 22

    This month is when you need to voice your thoughts about what has been going on at your house! If you don't agree with the new color of pillowcases your owner bought you will be sure to tear them apart, or if you don't like the sound of certain things you will undoubtedly state your discontent. You will also be quite ambitious, thinking you are royalty and possibly demanding extra treats in order to be a good pup!


    Good Days: 14,18,28
    Ruff Days: 1,7,15


    SCORPIO: Oct 23 - Nov 21

    You will be quite incomprehensible to your owner this month with your strange behaviors and odd moods. The one moment you will be licking your owners face and showering them with love, the next moment you couldn't even be bothered to look at them. You will have a lot of control over your emotions this month. Your owner might get frustrated when they are scolding you and you just stare at them without emotion, so maybe give them a reaction so that they don't feel completely powerless!

    Good Days: 3,19,29
    Ruff Days: 11,12,24


    SAGITTARIUS: Nov 22 - Dec 21

    There will be so much excitement running through you this month that you will barely be able to contain yourself! You will find yourself getting scolded for being too overly excited, and it might confuse you as you might think you haven't done anything wrong. You might also be more prone to boo-boos and mishaps, so do be careful! This is will be a good month to work on your fitness, you will be able to build muscle in your body easily so try to get your owner to take you for runs so you can exercise more frequently.

    Good Days: 4,16,22
    Ruff Days: 8,11,29



    CAPRICORN: Dec 22 - Jan 19

    You might be a little slow this month. Taking quite long to react, you might walk or run very slowly, or eat your breakfast, lunch, and dinner extremely leisurely, as you do not occupy a lot of invigorating energies this month. Be careful of getting in trouble by not listening to your owner when they call you, or you will end up in the dog box!

    Good Days: 6,12,25
    Ruff Days: 7,9,28

    AQUARIUS: Jan 20 - Feb 18

    Your senses will be ultra-sharp this month! Smelling odors in your house that you haven't smelt before, you will make it your duty to figure out what it is or where it comes from. Being tremendously curious, you might beg your owner to open the door and let you out into the world so that you can explore all the things you hear and smell from the inside. Be careful of slowing your owner down with your curiosity, your owner doesn't have all day to let you smell everything you see while you are on a walk with them!

    Good Days: 2,10,28
    Ruff Days: 9,26,30


    PISCES: Feb 29 - Mar 20

    This month it may seem like you have many different personalities with all the thoughts going through your head! You might not be able to focus at all. When you owner calls you, you might not hear them because you are daydreaming too much, or you might not be the good watchdog that you usually are and not hear some important sounds that your owners need to be aware of!

    Good Days: 2,5,12
    Ruff Days: 16,22,30

    MARCH PUPOSCOPE - In Pups We Trust

    MARCH PUPOSCOPE

    ARIES: Mar 21 - Apr 19

    This month you will be charged with energy and enthusiasm. You will have a natural independent spirit and will want to be the leader of your pack. It’s all about you and what you want! Try not to boss around your paw family too much or be too noisy when you want attention or food. Watch out for becoming greedy when your owner gives you and you paw family bones and treats. Try to calm down your eagerness or your owner will not want to take you on those regular walks if you are too energetic! Just show your owner constant love and affection and you will get it in return.

    Good Days: 2, 8, 28
    Ruff Days: 7,20,21

    TAURUS: Apr 20 - May 20

    Another month for you where you will be feeling easy going and lazy. You will be thinking about eating your favorite snacks all day and you will be taking extra long naps. Be sure to get enough exercise this month, as all the napping and snacking could turn you into a plump pup! You will enjoy being around children this month as you enjoy their playfulness, and you will have a challenging time being away from your owner. When they are gone you will want to sleep on their clothing and bed in order to smell them, then you will feel like they are right with you!

    Good Days: 4, 20,30
    Ruff Days: 7, 15, 21


    GEMINI: May 21 - Jun 20

    You will be feeling extra playful during this month and will want your family to give you as much attention and love as possible. You will be extra keen and willing to learn new tricks as this month you will be learning very fast and will want to explore new environments. Interacting with your family a lot, you will be constantly smiling brightly at them, wagging your tail and you will be responding to your owners vocally when they talk to you!

    Good Days: 1,5,22
    Ruff Days: 11,15,28


    CANCER: Jun 21 - Jul 22

    Feeling like a ultra sensitive pup this month, you might be feeling a little moody and emotional. When your owner scolds you, you might feel down for a long time and go hide under the bed. You will need as much love as you can get this month and it is important for you to feel like a part of the family. Your tummy might be ultra sensitive this month so don't eat any nasty old trash or leftovers! You will appreciate all the cuddles you can get this month as you feel very happy and secure when your owners love you.

    Good Days: 6,9,15,23
    Ruff Days: 8,9,17

    LEO: Jul 23 - Aug 22

    Occupying all the energy in the world, you will be extremely active this month and might run into some thorns while playing frisbee at the park! Be a good pup when your owner applies some Boo-Boo fixer to your sore spots! Feeling like a very important pup, you might get a bit jealous and grumpy when your owner gives the cats or other pets attention. They still love you and think your an amazing doggo, the other pets just need some attention and love as well!

    Good Days: 2,8,18,26
    Ruff Days: 5,13,17

    VIRGO: Aug 23 - Sep 22

    You will be extra structured and routine-bound this month. Wanting to get your food on time and to be walked regularly, you are quite high maintenance! Watch out for catching an allergy this month so be careful of what you eat. Your skin might also get a bit dry and itchy this month, some Paw Love balm will fix you right up! Keep up the good manners, you might even get rewarded with a yummy treat or new toy this month for not messing up the house when your owner left you alone for longer than usual.

    Good Days: 1,19,29
    Ruff Days: 7.11,15

    LIBRA: Sep 23 - Oct 22

    Making use of your adorable face and eyes, you will frequently be getting what you want this month. Having ultra sensitive senses, you might detect a bad visitor who comes over to your house and you will bark and growl at them to let your owners know they are bad news! You will be rather vocal about your disagreement this month, when your owner chases you off the couch you will yowl, or when your family doesn't want to give you all the attention you feel you deserve you will make sure to get their attention with your noisiness.

    Good Days: 3,23,27
    Ruff Days: 1,7,15

    SCORPIO: Oct 23 - Nov 21

    Wanting to stay safe and sound in your comfort zone, you will not want to leave the house much this month. Your coat will be extra smooth and silky due to your good health from all the healthy food and exercise you have been getting. There might be a day this month when your owner forces you to go on a walk and you don't want to! Be careful to not make your owner too upset or you will not get many kisses, cuddles and treats for a few days.

    Good Days: 1,6,23
    Ruff Days: 17,18,30

    SAGITTARIUS: Nov 22 - Dec 21

    Boredom might overtake you this month and will be getting up to all kinds of no good activities to keep yourself busy. You will jump from one thing to another, chasing flies one moment, digging holes the next, you will be all over the place! You might feel a little conflicted this month, not being able to choose between loving kisses and cuddles from your owner, or chasing those birds in the backyard.

    Good Days: 8,11,26
    Ruff Days: 7,13,15,21


    CAPRICORN: Dec 22 - Jan 19

    You might not be your usual well behaved self this month. Digging holes in your owner's lovely flower beds, making pees and poops in the house, you are causing chaos everywhere! Be sure that your owner has some Donald Trump Shitbags to clean up after you, or things can get messy. You will be feeling quite guilty for making your owner upset and will attempt to win them back by giving them puppy eyes and cute faces. You are usually a good dog after a scolding, and you won't do it again (for a little while).

    Good Days: 1,8,11,29
    Ruff Days: 21,22,30

    AQUARIUS: Jan 20 - Feb 18

    Strange experiences and friendships are headed for you this month. You might find yourself becoming best friends with the turtle or bird in the backyard. Feeling ultra friendly, you don't even know what it means to fight or disagree! Just wanting to socialize and have as many friends as possible, you are a pleasure to have around when your family’s guests come over! Try not to be too restless this month investigating every sound or smell, or you become a tired pup. You might even come across a long lost treasure of your owners while investigating around!

    Good Days: 12,14,30
    Ruff Days: 1,5,28

    PISCES: Feb 29 - Mar 20

    Happy birthday Pisces! This month is all about dreams and being in your own little world. You will have remarkably vivid dreams and will be making all kinds of noises in your sleep while you dream. Feeling quite confused, you might end up falling asleep in strange places, or end up walking into things! Your owner will be quite confused about your moods this month, being happy and playful the one moment, and confused and lazy the next.

    Good Days:12,14,30,31
    Ruff Days: 1,5,28